Stuck on a Rock / Cool Ass

Greg Waring was tired of explaining to reporters that “Waring” was pronounced like “wearing” and in being tired, his short temper would get the best of him. He’d been made a media star by the quick wit he brought to being pissed off at this, the first interaction he had with every reporter. But his words were never broadcast, they were only put in print. There are laws against broadcasting profanity, and most networks will not tread into politics unnecessarily, particularly not radical politics.

That day, when the ecumenical ministers got off their plane in Cuba, they believed that they were going to save the world, and many people who had never met the ecumenical ministers prayed that the ministers would be successful in saving the world. They had a portion of a few nations praying for their salvation. “The Ministers,” they prayed with a capital M. Greg just stared, aghast.

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“‘is the community reaching out for cool ass Hannah related content’ should be the question we are always asking.”