like most patriotic citizens of the Reich,

I think the communists are overreacting as usual.

They would do well to take a page

from the centrist liberals

by simply not reacting to anything that Hitler says

as though he really means those things.

He is just trying to get a reaction from his base.

Of course,

like most patriotic citizens of the Reich,

I think the social democrats have some good ideas.

But they are idealists and this is a time for pragmatism.

They are idealists. This is the greatest nation on earth.

They are idealists. We are the dominant force in global history.

They are idealists. We are supposed to have the best things for our people.

And they would gun down the CEOs and take the factories,

but they present no real solutions to the Jewish problem.

And how does stealing property lower the price of eggs anyways?

While the homosexuals and trans- whatever they’re asking to be called –

they’re perverts. And the communists seem to love perverts

the way they stand up for the queers.

And the communists seem to all be Jewish

the way they whine about the traincars.

Even if I did support the communists—

who again I must reiterate are overreacting

— I would probably not say so in mixed company.

You never know when a Brownshirt might be listening,

and you wouldn’t want to end up getting targeted by the SS,

And you don’t know whether a centrist might report you to the gestapo.

The centrist liberals need to have the courage to disavow the communists,

who are a danger to our freedoms.

The Nazis may be taking things a bit too far,

but I think we can all agree have the best interests of the motherland in mind.